And then the fight started...

Hey All... Got these jokes in one of the fwded mails.. Tot wud be nice to share with you all..

ENjoy maadi :)

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station..

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my
wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone
at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many
years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Naaah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started..... .

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed..
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first:
the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to
me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep
the driveway.'

And then the fight started...

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Namma Geletana

ನಮ್ಮ ಗೆಳೆತನ ನೀಲಿ ಬಾನಿನಂತೆ..
ಮುಸ್ಸಂಜೆ ಹೊತ್ತಿನ ಸಮ್ಮಿಲನದಂತೆ..
ಬಾರದಿರಲಿ ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾರ್ಮೋಡಗಳು..
ಹಾಗೇನಾದರು ಬಂದರೆ...
ಸುರಿಯುವ ಪ್ರತಿ ಮಳೆ ಹನಿಯೂ ನನ್ನ ಕಣ್ಣೀರಿನಂತೆ..

(Namma geletana neeli baaninante..
mussanje hottina sammiLanadante..
baaradirali jeevanadalli kaarmodagalu..
haagenaadaru bandare...
suriyuva prati male haniyoo nanna kanneerinante..)

My Sis Rocks !

Another one from my sis....

ನನ್ನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಸದಾ ಇರಲಿ ನಿನ್ನ ಗೆಳೆತನ...
ಅದರಿಂದ ಬರುವುದು ಉತ್ಸಾಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಹೊಸತನ...
ಕಣ್ಣಲ್ಲಿ ತುಂಬಿರುವೆ ಅನುದಿನ...
ಮರಳಿ ಹೋಗದಿರು ಬಾಳಿಂದ ಮುಂದೊಂದು ದಿನ..

(Nannondige sadaa irali ninna geletana..
Adarinda baruvudu utsaahadalli hosatana..
Kannalli tumbiruve anudina...
marali hogadiru baalinda mundondu dina..)

A small poem from my sis...

ನಿನ್ನ ಬಾಳ ಗೀತೆಯಲಿ ಸಾಲೊಂದು ನನದಿರಲಿ...
ನಕ್ಕು ನಲಿಯುವ ದಿನಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಕ್ಷಣವೊಂದು ನನದಿರಲಿ...
ಬದುಕಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿಗುವ ಗೆಳೆತನದಲ್ಲಿ ಭಾವವೊಂದು ನನದಿರಲಿ..
ಮನಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಎಂದಿಗೂ ನನ್ನ ನೆನಪು ಉಳಿದಿರಲಿ...
Translation in English( not really a translation :D ):
Ninna baaLa geeteyali saalondu nanadirali..
Nakku naliyuva dinagalalli kshanavondu nandirali..
Badukalli siguva geletanadalli bhavavondu nanadirali..
Manasinaaladali yendigu nanna nenapu ulidirali..

Gyan!

Argument wins the situation but loses the person,
So never argue with your loved ones
Because situation is not important than your loved ones.